okay, so i know when i posted my superheroes bit, i had yet to build a healthy readership. i am going to stick with this as the reason why SO many amazing suuperheroes (who i happen to know personally) have failed to register here. on my kick-AAZ blog. schmoopers. check it out yo.
huh? anyway, this is your grand opportunity people! sieze hold! scroll ever so boldly down the page and become part of super hero history! Proclaim you powers to all the world! well, at least to the 3 people who read my blog.
Friday, March 30, 2007
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
my future as an internet MEEEEL'eon'air
i would like to take this opportunity to announce to the WORLD (and all worlds which may or may not come in contact with this blog post) that i, BLEEEEEEEEEP (name censored due to unfounded and illogical levels of internet paranoia) have the honor and distinction of having received and accepted an offer of employment at eons.com. yes. it's true.
in honor of this bang-up-dandy-A1-crackerjack-splendidly-grand achievement, i will be accepting:
1. high 5s
2. fist bumps
3. txt msgs of love
4. VERY good hugs
5. food
6. back massages
7. high praise
8. wolf-whistles
9. swirly dances and dips
and
10. winks
as you may have guessed from the title of this post, my position at eons is somewhat extraordinary, in that it may in fact make me MEEEEELions. this is something that never really hit me until after i'd signed on the dotted line (that was yesterday btw.) only now do i find the vision of wonderful financial possibility dawning on me. as i aspire to the fine arts, meeeelions and weeelions would be quite convenient ("weeelions": an amount equal to what an artist could live comfortably on for the rest of her and her lucky mate's natural lives) . understand, i do envision myself as a wildly successful artist raking in the dough with my lucratively deep and astounding perspective on existence. still, meeeelions wouldn't hurt.
now, some of you may scoff at the thought that the internet fortunes of yesteryear may again return to the earth. you may think to yourself, "internet start-ups are nothing more than a broken dream lying in the ashes of hope's cold shadow. prepare for astonishing levels of failure!" well cynical friend, i say BELIEVE!
SO, stay tuned for news on the progress of my net-worth. and if any of you are wondering what on earth this has to do with you, i'd say TONS. but that's all i'd say. and i do. i say it.
in honor of this bang-up-dandy-A1-crackerjack-splendidly-grand achievement, i will be accepting:
1. high 5s
2. fist bumps
3. txt msgs of love
4. VERY good hugs
5. food
6. back massages
7. high praise
8. wolf-whistles
9. swirly dances and dips
and
10. winks
as you may have guessed from the title of this post, my position at eons is somewhat extraordinary, in that it may in fact make me MEEEEELions. this is something that never really hit me until after i'd signed on the dotted line (that was yesterday btw.) only now do i find the vision of wonderful financial possibility dawning on me. as i aspire to the fine arts, meeeelions and weeelions would be quite convenient ("weeelions": an amount equal to what an artist could live comfortably on for the rest of her and her lucky mate's natural lives) . understand, i do envision myself as a wildly successful artist raking in the dough with my lucratively deep and astounding perspective on existence. still, meeeelions wouldn't hurt.
now, some of you may scoff at the thought that the internet fortunes of yesteryear may again return to the earth. you may think to yourself, "internet start-ups are nothing more than a broken dream lying in the ashes of hope's cold shadow. prepare for astonishing levels of failure!" well cynical friend, i say BELIEVE!
SO, stay tuned for news on the progress of my net-worth. and if any of you are wondering what on earth this has to do with you, i'd say TONS. but that's all i'd say. and i do. i say it.
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